Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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