my sisters under your porch take her home
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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