Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
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His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
cat food counts as protein by the way
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
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You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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