Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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