Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
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