Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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