just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
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The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
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He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
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