a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
it glows. i had to have it.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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