do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
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idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
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But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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