ugly people sure do ruin things
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
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she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
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Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
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