did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
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We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
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The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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