My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
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Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
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Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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