erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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