me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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