I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
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I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
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He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
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we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...