She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...