THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
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I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Boobs are out for the taking
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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