I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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