I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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