I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
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So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
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I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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