And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
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Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
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I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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