He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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