So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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