I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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