we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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