Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
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I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
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Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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