I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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