i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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