Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
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Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
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Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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