we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Randomize
