Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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