Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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