why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
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i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
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She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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