I am puke
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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