I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Randomize
