i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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