Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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