Kareoke will never be a sober sport
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
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I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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