have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Houston, we have a squirter
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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