Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
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Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
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Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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