Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
tell your sister to shave her snatch
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
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His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
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About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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