He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
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I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
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Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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