Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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