epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Randomize
