Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
i can't believe i had my finger in that
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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