Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
The air taste purple.
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