it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
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Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
It's never too late to be topless.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
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Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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