So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
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threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
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How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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