You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
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