What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Girls should come with a carfax report
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
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Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
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I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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