I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
She even gives head with a lisp.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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