My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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