You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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