She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
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you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
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All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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