Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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