just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Randomize
