So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
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was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
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I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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