its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I think I sprained my soul last night
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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